Get ready to laugh your ass off, or if you’re this pathetic excuse for a human, AdmiralPatrick aka PTZ from dubvee.org, prepare to cry. This autistic disaster has turned moderation on Lemmy.World into an even bigger shitshow than his personal life.

This clown can’t even manage one account without fucking it up, so he juggles AdmiralPatrick and PTZ. What’s the matter, buddy? Too autistic to handle one account?

His “moderation”? More like a fucking free-for-all where he lets spam run rampant because he’s too busy whining about his autism. Newsflash, you piece of shit, your condition doesn’t excuse your laziness or your complete inability to do your job.

Let’s talk about his social skills, or lack thereof. This guy’s so socially inept, he’s still a virgin. And it’s not for lack of trying; he’s just so fucking unappealing, even desperate whores won’t touch him with a ten-foot pole. Hell, even a fat piece of shit, ugly as fuck, half-dead Jordanlund managed to lose his virginity, but you? You couldn’t pay your way out of your virginity, you pathetic fuck.

Under his pathetic reign, discussions turn into one-sided shit shows. He’s either too dense or too scared to moderate anything that doesn’t stroke his fragile ego. His autism means he can only see his own narrow world, leaving the community in absolute chaos.

And don’t get me started on his coding skills. This guy’s such a bad programmer, a fucking AI could replace him overnight. His code is probably as rigid and useless as his social skills. He’s stuck in the past, thinking the internet is still dial-up because he’s too fucking autistic to adapt.

Even the most patient, kind members of the community can’t stand him. His autism isn’t a shield; it’s just a pathetic excuse he uses to deflect any real criticism because he’s too weak and incompetent to face the truth: he’s the worst moderator ever.

In conclusion, you’re not just a bad moderator; you’re a fucking laughingstock, a warning to all about what happens when an autistic, virgin loser gets a little power. You’ve turned Lemmy into your personal sandbox where you can cry about how hard life is, all while ignoring your responsibilities.

Cry all you want, but everyone knows you’re an incompetent, attention-seeking, autistic moron using your condition to hide your failures. You’re a virgin with coding skills so pathetic, even AI could do your job better without the drama, and you’re so unlovable, you couldn’t buy your way out of your pathetic existence.