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minus-squareERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down4·5 days agoSo what are you supposed to do? Call the police? THE POLICE? 🤣 (The American police would shoot the victim, then ask the perp if they’re okay.)
minus-squareWalk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoPolice SOP: shoot the victim, shoot the perp, shoot a bystander, and for good measure, shoot the bystander’s dog.
So what are you supposed to do? Call the police? THE POLICE? 🤣
(The American police would shoot the victim, then ask the perp if they’re okay.)
Police SOP: shoot the victim, shoot the perp, shoot a bystander, and for good measure, shoot the bystander’s dog.