perishthethought@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoCaptain Crunch vs Jean Lafootelemm.eeimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up121arrow-down1imageCaptain Crunch vs Jean Lafootelemm.eeperishthethought@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSandraBollocks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoShhh… don’t tell anyone the answer to why their cereal is so painful to eat: It’s a secret
minus-squareperishthethought@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoI don’t know about anyone else, but I love how it tears up the inside of my mouth to shreds
minus-squareHonytawk@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·15 hours agoWhat about the inside of your esophagus?
Shhh… don’t tell anyone the answer to why their cereal is so painful to eat: It’s a secret
I don’t know about anyone else, but I love how it tears up the inside of my mouth to shreds
To shreds, you say?
What about the inside of your esophagus?