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minus-squareNepenthe@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up201arrow-down1·1 year agoBut the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?
minus-squareGreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up37·1 year agoDarcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoUntil the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.
minus-squareSwallowsDick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoTrain another raccoon to bust unions
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoImpossible, raccoon class consciousness is too strong.
But the boxes were taken to the dumpster, yes? With time saved, even? Someone in a managerial position would rather hire, train, and pay a devoted garbage person instead of three adorably unpaid raccoons?
Darcy the human wants healthcare. Trained trash pandas want apples. Why are we even discussing this?
I see no problems
Until the raccoons unionize and demand healthcare coverage instead of just table scraps.
Train another raccoon to bust unions
Impossible, raccoon class consciousness is too strong.