Things like “Fiat stands for “Fix It Again Tony”” etc.

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    11 months ago

    Why do Skodas have a heated rear windscreeen? To keep your hands warm while you push it.

    (I’ve owned a few Skodas, they’ve all been good cars)

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      Lol that was lada where I’m from

      What do you call a lada with two exhaust pipes? A wheelbarrow

      What do you call a lada with a sunroof? A rubbish bin / trash can

      What’s the difference between a lada

      There’s a raffle at the bar. First prize, a lada. Second prize, two ladas.

      How do you double the value of a lada? Fill it up.

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        11 months ago

        You forgot one:

        Guy goes to his Lada dealer and says “I want a gas cap for my Lada”. Dealer replies “…that seems like a fair trade.”

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      11 months ago

      From what I have seen they are pretty good these days. I’m the 80s and 90s though…