• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    “Help! I’m trapped in the mountains! I’m freezing and starving to death.”

    “I understand, sir. But for a small fee of just $30 a month, your computer can be protected from viruses.”

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      11 months ago

      Honestly if a telemarketer called while someone was actually an emergency and they explained that the telemarketer would probably hang up if that’s their usual response to anything that deviates script lmao