BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agoConservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down11
arrow-up145arrow-down1imageConservatives on Facebook absolutely believe this.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-211 months agoYour options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or “never even getting close to Taylor Swift”. Which do you choose?
minus-squarekellyaster@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoI choose: c) “Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There’s blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!”
minus-squareReplicantBatty@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 months agoI prefer d) “Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table”
minus-squaregazter@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoIt’s ok. We all know you secretly want sweet little Taylor to beat you with jumper cables.
minus-squareMxM111@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·11 months agoIt depends on what you mean by blow.
minus-squareArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 months agoI will note that the sort of blow you have in mind cannot be performed with only the hands. Regardless of that, whichever sort of blow you receive will leave you writhing in pain.
minus-squarepimento64@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agoI would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
Your options are “a powerful blow from the fist of Taylor Swift” or “never even getting close to Taylor Swift”. Which do you choose?
I choose: c) “Taylor Swift off the top rope with a steel chair! There’s blood everywhere!! By gawd, would somebody stop the damn match!”
I prefer d) “Taylor Swift throws me off Hell In A Cell and i plummet 16 ft through an announcer’s table”
It’s ok. We all know you secretly want sweet little Taylor to beat you with jumper cables.
It depends on what you mean by blow.
I will note that the sort of blow you have in mind cannot be performed with only the hands. Regardless of that, whichever sort of blow you receive will leave you writhing in pain.
Id chance it
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear Taylor Swift fart through a walkie-talkie.
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