• 800XL@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    That’s because this is an American woman’s shower. That’s a “personal protection” purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

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      10 months ago

      Seriously. Wasn’t the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

      Excuse me, I’ll be right back.

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      10 months ago

      Fuck off, I’m an American Man and I shower with my AR-15 with “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers; don’t leave me out

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        10 months ago

        Well you fuck off because I’m gonna get an AR-15 and shower with it. On one side I’ll have Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers and on the other “This Machine Kills Fascists”, Dark Brandon, and Pride stickers.