I need some relationship advice. I suggested 125% but my wife won’t budge from 10%. Is this normal? How did it go when you had this conversation with your romantic partner?

  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    So the idea is you set the playing field with this subject, with zero intent to actually play ball.

    Become inscrutable. It’s hard to find the percentage of an unknown quantity.

    They’re off thinking about percents but you’re about to become the equivalent of Andy Kaufman. One minute they’re convinced you’re Elvis, the next they’re wondering if the breadcrumb trail you’ve left about faking your death is a joke or something you’re real about.