MataVatnik@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agoPooping in the handicap stall in a public bathroom is like taking the corner office in your workplacemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down119
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squarePooping in the handicap stall in a public bathroom is like taking the corner office in your workplaceMataVatnik@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squaredb2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·10 months agoAnd yet you’re still shitting in a public toilet.
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·10 months agoNow I’m hogging the family bathroom in my gym. I consider this the executive suite.
minus-squareLocoOhNo@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoNothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom. I’d rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.
minus-squareMataVatnik@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down1·10 months agoI take the handicap stall and set up a workstation there. Most luxurious shit of my life
minus-squareALilOff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoApple Vision was made for the shits
minus-squareCoreidan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 months agoAre you drinking plenty of water? You don’t have anymore excuses
And yet you’re still shitting in a public toilet.
Now I’m hogging the family bathroom in my gym. I consider this the executive suite.
Damn
Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.
I’d rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.
I take the handicap stall and set up a workstation there. Most luxurious shit of my life
Apple Vision was made for the shits
Are you drinking plenty of water? You don’t have anymore excuses