There’s a restaurant in Florida called “The Ormond Garage” and they don’t serve fries with the burger. It’s another like $6 for fries that aren’t even that good. I went there once and they didn’t have to go cups for the meal that I called in… The server told me she could get me a regular cup and I could just drink it there while they were putting my $15 burger into a takeout box.
I contemplated walking out with the beer glass they handed me, but I just left.
These are the same shitty mothers whose main complaint about schools being closed was that they couldn’t get blackout drunk before 11am because now, the kids they had (for the same effect as carrying around a Chihuahua in a bag), were now having to stay home.
One of these women was on the news in Florida saying “I just don’t know what we’re supposed to do with our kids if they’re not in school.”
I dunno, raise them, simple bitch. These people legitimately want the State to teach their kids but also, don’t you dare teach their kids…
These are the same women who are shitty to their kids and show them pictures of when they were cheerleaders in high school saying “Mommy had a great body before you ruined it.”
Nothing, not an act of a higher power nor the full force of government action, could compel me to drop a deuce off at the motor pool in a public bathroom.
I’d rather die from a perforated colon and subsequent infection.