1. over time this might affect our collective consciousness in regards to the purpose & function of the eggplant; and

  2. can we please just get a straightforward penis emoji already?? Half the human population has a penis attached to their bodies anyway, why are we still so prude about incorporating actual penises into mainstream vernacular & daily life?

addendum:

  • squiblet@kbin.social
    2·
    10 months ago

    What I don’t get is that a dick the size or shape of an eggplant would just not work, for anything.

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
      1·
      10 months ago

      Japanese ones are a lot thinner.

      Carrots on the other hand are the opposite, being much thicker than the ones in the US

    • GamingChairModel@lemmy.world
      1·
      10 months ago

      There are lots of dick-shaped, dick-sized eggplants. Chinese eggplants and Japanese eggplants are pretty phallic, similar to cucumbers or zucchini in size/shape.