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minus-squarethemeatbridge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·9 months agoCan’t. My phone keeps reorienting.
minus-squarePhoreTwunny@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoYou just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoAt last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.
minus-squareKatana314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoTell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with. Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.
minus-squareno banana@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 months agoCan’t even trust your phone these days smh my head
Can’t. My phone keeps reorienting.
You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
Beyblade style!
Turn yourself upside-down
At last! I knew that inversion table I bought four years ago and used three times was going to be good for something.
Tell it that, while you “support” its decisions, funding its college education will be contingent on finding a spouse to have a baby with.
Follow me for more toxic phone-parenting tips.
Can’t even trust your phone these days smh my head