• Coreidan@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    You’re buying the wrong bags. How are you this dense?

    Bags have sizes in gallons. Buy the right size for your can.

    Simple concept guy.

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      8 months ago

      I’m sorry are we all gonna just gloss over the “what’s your ASVAB score bro” response?

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I have no idea what the ASVAB is, so I’m just going to assume it’s s standardised trash bag fitting test that all US kids have to go through at some point.

        • PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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          The ASVAB is the placement test you take when entering the military. It shows which branch/position you’d be most likely to do well. Basically, a higher score gives you greater flexibility in where you end up; Exceptionally high scores will even have scouts for specific branches and positions reaching out to recruit you. For instance, maybe you took it for the military, but then get a call from the FBI asking if you’d be interested in working for them instead.

          Using it as a source to gauge their intelligence on how well they can fit a trash bag into a can? That means OP is either hilariously sarcastic, or hilariously dense and out of touch.

          • meseek #2982@lemmy.ca
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            8 months ago

            Bro got recruited by the military. Kinda says a lot about his “intelligence.”

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              8 months ago

              I knew some very intelligent individuals in the military. We were all enlisted and we all knew how to put a shit can liner in a shit can. And not one of us went around waving our ASVAB dick around.

              Love a good old fashioned OP roast though.

              • meseek #2982@lemmy.ca
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                8 months ago

                This just in: “guy in the military claims they are smart”. More at eleven.

          • acetanilide@lemmy.world
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            8 months ago
            • that all high school kids (in my area) take before graduating (to give recruiters more ammo when they harass speak with the kids during gym class a few months later)
    • meseek #2982@lemmy.ca
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      8 months ago

      Bro is buying the wrong sized bags, then complaining about how the bag companies are stupid. When someone points that out, they call them stupid.

      The internet is a magical place.