𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-27 months agoY'all want a shitpost?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up1409arrow-down113file-text
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minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·7 months agoThere are genuinely men on the internet who think wiping yourself after shitting is gay, because men shouldn’t do anything with another man’s arsehole, even their own.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-27 months agoReminds me of a guy that didn’t know the name of colors because he “wasn’t gay” I guess he was so aggressively straight that he developed monochromatism
minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months ago“Aggressively straight” reminds me of a quote from one of my favourite TV shows Bottom. When someone gets accused of being gay their response is “That’s impossible. As a Christian, I’m so tightly clenched…”
minus-squareMeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·7 months agoIf you aren’t wiping at least 2 inches deep, it isn’t clean!
There are genuinely men on the internet who think wiping yourself after shitting is gay, because men shouldn’t do anything with another man’s arsehole, even their own.
Reminds me of a guy that didn’t know the name of colors because he “wasn’t gay”
I guess he was so aggressively straight that he developed monochromatism
“Aggressively straight” reminds me of a quote from one of my favourite TV shows Bottom.
When someone gets accused of being gay their response is “That’s impossible. As a Christian, I’m so tightly clenched…”
If you aren’t wiping at least 2 inches deep, it isn’t clean!