Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1630arrow-down15
arrow-up1625arrow-down1imageThis is not a record to be proud of.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·7 months agoYou know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down5·7 months agoIts odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
minus-squarebhmnscmm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 months agoI like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·7 months agoHe sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoAdult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
minus-squareSpaghettiYeti@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoI think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol
You know, Jesus did grow up. You don’t always have to call him baby. It’s a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.
Its odd and off putting to pray to anything. Most people grow up and stop wishing on stars because it’s silly. But some of them keep asking an invisible man for nice things to happen their entire adult life.
I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, 'cause it says, ‘I wanna be formal, but I’m here to party, too.’
He sure did grow up. And up and up apparently.
Adult Jesus and Baby Jesus are distinct Biblical Entities in the Biblical Monster’s Manual.
I think this went over everyone’s heads. It’s from Talladega Nights lol