variants@possumpat.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.ioimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1343arrow-down111
arrow-up1332arrow-down1imageFellow millennials, how do you prevent your child from yearning for the mines?possumpat.iovariants@possumpat.io to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square39fedilink
minus-squareLucidlethargy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down27·7 months agoYeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
minus-squareDaGeek247@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·7 months agoEvolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
minus-squareTheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·7 months ago“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
minus-squaresmowtenshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agotfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
minus-squareWild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-27 months agoNeed for Breed, now also on pc and switch
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·7 months agoIt might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
minus-squareWild_Mastic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoAt least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
minus-squareTexMexBazooka@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·7 months agoIt’s only a basic biological imperative
Yeah, I don’t understand the need to breed many people get. I think more people than we think may have worms in their brains.
Evolution: spends billions of years exclusively selecting organisms that reproduce Lucidlethargy: “All these people having kids isn’t natural, They must have brain parasites, it makes no sense other wise” Evolution:
“Do YOU feel the Need? The Need to Breed?”
tfw need to breed, but have no one to breed
Need for Breed, now also on pc and switch
It might not be as polished as Need for Speed, but it’s much more exciting than the hyperspecific baking sim Need for Bread.
At least it’s not the lame Need for Beans
It’s only a basic biological imperative