• Mantis_Toboggan@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Fuckerberg should just send that Muskrat a poop emoji.

    We should just start inciting for them to have a no-holds-bar, hell-in-a-cell, ladder, hardcore cage fight to the death. Then, when its over, we just don’t open the cage.

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      1 year ago

      I think we should start putting our money where our mouths are and start eating these people and their businesses

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      1 year ago

      It’s ok, it’ll take Mark a few hours to unhinge his jaw and swallow Elon’s corpse whole. Then he’s gunna find a nice warm rock to lay on and digest.

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        1 year ago

        They can stay in their habitats; no need to bring in wildlife.

        If they’ve grown up in captivity, we can just do an intermission where someone throws a cardboard box in their enclosures and livestream it. It’ll be a hit!