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minus-squareMrderisant@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·6 months agoThe current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.
minus-squareNoIWontPickAName@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·6 months agoTree, but I have anxiety issues and trees don’t trigger them
minus-squareKaryoplasma@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·edit-26 months agoA tree. Inanimate objects are good listeners.
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·6 months agoA tree isn’t going to use those emotions you shared when your were feeling down against you when she gets mad that you forgot to unload the dishwasher two months later 🤷🏻♂️
minus-squareSonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoYeah, but do you know how dangerous a tree is? It will eat you alive without mercy
minus-squareGlemek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoNonono, we had this discussion about the snake yesterday: the tree kills you by dropping a limb on you long before it eats you.
minus-squarefeedum_sneedson@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·6 months agoExceptional woman over average tree. Average tree over average woman. Exceptional tree? Not sure.
The current “equivalent” I’ve seen is would you rather share your emotions with a tree or a woman.
Tree, but I have anxiety issues and trees don’t trigger them
A tree. Inanimate objects are good listeners.
A tree isn’t going to use those emotions you shared when your were feeling down against you when she gets mad that you forgot to unload the dishwasher two months later 🤷🏻♂️
Yeah, but do you know how dangerous a tree is? It will eat you alive without mercy
Nonono, we had this discussion about the snake yesterday: the tree kills you by dropping a limb on you long before it eats you.
Exceptional woman over average tree. Average tree over average woman. Exceptional tree? Not sure.