• u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      I’m sure you do know who owns this exact truck pal. and I met Martin Luther king,Steven hawking, and Marilyn Monroe all on the same day! I also got my dick sucked at ram ranch wouldn’t you know. And I went out of orbit and into space.and got anally probed by aliens (they gave me a lollipop so its a fair deal) All this one day

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        6 months ago

        Here, I came with receipts. Now take it back, meanie.

        Actually, don’t. Yours must be true too. You’re crazy dude.