• Revan343@lemmy.ca
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    I once duct taped a pizza to the inside of my jacket to smuggle it into a theatre

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        The girl I was going to the movie with thought it was hilarious, so it got me laid.

        The pizza was from Little Caesars, so it wasn’t really any worse after being sideways for a while

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            That would have been smart, but at the time ‘funny’ was more important than ‘effective’, and again, it was a Little Caesars pizza; it was not significantly harmed by being sideways for 20 minutes

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              Dude think about it – do you really want to eat pizza that’s been duct taped to the box? I was also working the funny. We only recently learned that you could glue it.

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                Well, again, it’s Little Caesars; duct tape also would not impact the quality of the pizza.

                …are you from somewhere that doesn’t have Little Caesars? If so, understand: their pizza is best described as ‘edible’

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                    Exactly

                    Edit: The meme that comes to mind goes something like

                    “Have our pizza, it’s hot and ready”

                    “Is it good?”

                    “It’s hot and ready.”