Nominative determinism
And those are just the unsolicited ones she received on Tinder.
Don’t hate the player, hate the wang.
Now that’s a proper dataset for automated DM spam filtering!
or surreptitiously retraining an image generation AI…
Hot dog, not hot dog
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fake article from 2018 btw
Clearly says 2 days ago
She works at the NSA. She’s been collecting evidence about how many dick pics women receive all the time.
she just took home her work for the day
In Germany that might be illegal
But not because she takes work material home but because of employee rights
Americans: Worker’s rights?! I dunno’, sounds like some kinda’ regulation-thingy, and we don’t like people forcin’ their thingies on us…
Only the Americans who have been brainwashed. The rest of us are desperately trying to undo the damage they’re causing.
Yea, it’s just perpetually upsetting how many idiots think peoples’ struggles literally cannot be systemically caused. It’s always because someone didn’t work hard enough or is stupid, not because their boss failed to pay them a livable wage so they were SoL when the car broke down…
Wangs wangs
We all know is fake when you see the name “Hillary Wank” but unfortunately there are a lot of people who believe everything they see on the internet.
Sixteen million, really?.. All shapes, colors and sizes, cut and uncut. 😜
Well, she didn’t get all of the dick pics, obviously, we know the NSA has more than that.
If she’s that into dick pics, let us know where they’re sending her and we can try and double that 16M. All printed and mailed to her. Imagine the state of the mail service at the prison when they have to sift through a thousand sacks of Polaroids every day.
Sacks lol
*Polaroids of sacks…
FTFY
It’s all a mistake. Someone was told to forward all dick pics to wang@nsa.gov. So, they did!
For those that want the source and confirmation:
spoiler
It originated from a satire website: World News Daily Report :::
Thank you haha I was gonna say there’s no way it works like that
Article by “Hasan”
Her first name is “Hillary”
Her last name is “Wang”
Obvious parody.
The NSA does have all the pictures from your phone and probably your PC as well, though. And you’d be naive to think they can’t search by object, because I can do that shit on Amazon Photos. They don’t have a “dick” filter but how hard (giggity) would it be to make one? Just buy Chatroulette’s ML model for a start.
How do you know they don’t have a dick filter?
Hot dog or not hot dog?
16 million hotdogs
Goddammit Jin Yang
Not seeing how that first name is anything other than generic placeholder first name?
Hillary Clinton, in a story about American intelligence agencies
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We OnLy CoLlEcT MeTaDaTa, TrUsT Us.
so uh article, no outrage that this can even be done by the NSA?
Snowden let everyone know they could do this in his leaks
And this, boys and girls, is a good enough reason to not digitize your willy or cooter, no matter how much you think it’ll get you laid.
What if getting my dick doxxed is my kink?
Then live your best life lol
Government databases getting misused for personal motives is actually pretty common.
AP did a report on this back in 2016 and while public records on this are fairly limited, they still found about 300 cases of database abuse from 2013 through 2015.
Lmao this has been legal since the Bush administration.
I mean yea but this literally proves what people have been saying, that it would be super easy to abuse
“this” meaning this clearly satirical story or…
It’s made headlines at least twice before, it’s nothing new. That said, I think this was written in jest.
It’s not just written in jest, it’s totally made up
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This is exactly what I was thinking too.
I mean, it’s been well known that the NSA has been intercepting and logging all domestic internet and other telecommunication traffic for like a decade now.
Well, no because the story is so obviously fake that no one but the most credulous of suckers could fall for it.
The only thing that makes this obviously fake is that it claims she downloaded them from people’s phones, rather than from some centralized NSA data store… And the idea an NSA employee would be held accountable publicly and cause bad PR.
well I’ll admit to not really digging deep while taking a shit but is this a joke or not?
It is
Hah, yeah
Totally
Right? Haha, so many dumb fellas around here
Holy shit, im reading this while listening to Bach cello suite 1 and it becomes surreal as fuck.
Edit: Turns out this is fake news. But still funny as fuck.
wait woah there - fake news, on MY internet??? it’s more likely than you think.
