A ciggy might help with the poo…
Congrats on the smoking!
I hope your replapse on that second addiction is the only word ending on “lapse” you’ll experience.
Its okay they are pros at it.
Congrats.
Now no poop for 4 days.
Apparently they’re already on 12 days…
??? 12 d 12h…
Wtf ! Pooping 🤮🤮
Shitzen poopens
You haven’t pooped??
8 months no alcohol here;)
4 weeks no feaces
That’s a huge effort!
There was someone earlier looking for someone with your expertise
Will this become the first Lemmy in joke?
Oh it Already is.
Holup. People track dookies?
Find the Lemmy user “mizu”. They’ve been posting things about needing to hold in their poo for several days and it’s become a huge meme on Lemmy. Still not sure they are serious or if it’s performance art
mizu is providing updates in a different thread lol
Any idea how to link to a user here?
Maybe in 10yrs time it will be immortalised in ‘Lemmy Museum’ as one of Lemmys first memes. Like Reddits Jolly Rancher or broken arms stories.
literal shitpost
I’d argue it’s quite the opposite.
/r/nopoop.
/c/nopoop fixed it for you
The
giftpoop that keeps on givingaccuracy of data is questionable cause after 12 days without visiting toilet you would die ☠
Maybe he’s dead but his battery isn’t.
Nah, a friend of mine has a bowel condition and he poops about once every two weeks. I shudder to imagine what it’s like when it actually happens though.
Hmmm. Been eating boiled eggs and peanut butter?
