I always thought this was a fun topic. What power would you choose?
Thanos snap that targets right wingers.
The snap makes them even louder and more obnoxious.
Only those that aren’t racist.
Ability to eliminate others side effects.
They transfer to you
Wherever I am, everything becomes peaceful. Nations at war start peace talks. Long standing conflicts are immediately solved.
They (the place ) can no longer stand you and you can never stay in a single place for more than a day.
Hahaha. You got me!
I’ll be like Lassie (the classical trope of the main character charging setting every episode).
All of the violence and hatred that would have been present around you gets redirected somewhere else in the world. The more discord there was in a place before you arrived, the harder the redirection hits its new location. You occupy a bubble of peace but outside of it things get even worse. You always hear about this and see the consequences of it but you are never able to directly observe it because whenever you try, the discord gets redirected somewhere else.
You cursed me!
I especially (dis)like the fact that I may occupy a bubble of peace, but at the same time knowing things are getting worse.
You reduced me to either an obnoxious self-entitled prick, or a pathetic loser.
Thanks a lot. The world now hates me…
Wherever you leave from instantly goes to war.
Omnipotence!
Impotence!
Dying on command.
But you’ll wake up the next day in a someoneelse’s body somewhere else on earth knowing nothing of your new bodys past experience language or anything. You can only remember your past life experience. This might not be as bad as I sounds actually. Could be interesting.
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This would make a great book
Basically Quantum Leap
I can summon whatever food and drink I want in the moment
The summoning makes you feel nauseous
But it’ll always appear on the opposite side of earth
Shape shifting
But it hurts like hell and you are in pain the entire time you shapeshift
Worth it.
You get testicular cancer
Snip snip problem solved!
Every time you morph into a male body you have to repeat this process
Not many scenarios I can picture myself doing that in, so still a win!
💀💀💀
The ability to speak and translate between any languages
Now you can also speak and translate the languages of the trees and the rocks and the inanimate objects all around you and you have no way to get them to shut up.
First human being to get ghosted by the earth; I can live with that honor
I can inflict my current emotional state at will on other people of my choosing.
Anytime you use this power, immediately afterwards you feel everyone in a half mile radius’s feelings at 200% intensity at the same time.
That seems like a cascading landslide of horniness.
Not with my depression it ain’t.
Touche.
The power to send messages to your past self
Granted. Your past self now has the ability to send messages to you!
Every time your past self reads one of your messages they
looselose the ability to read one word forever.Like… They just understand a loose definition of the word? :P
Lol, yes, thats that I meant, absolutely.
Granted. Unfortunately, it only works when you send yourself hate mail.
to turn invisible for as long as one likes
You’re blind while you’re invisible (which is by the way what would actually happen if you had a magical way to turn invisible).
But you stink like a skunk every time you turn invisible.
Ability to controls technology with my mind.
you are extra susceptible to suggestion, don’t turn off your adblocker ;)
Feel like it would still be worth it
Or you get zaped back in time to the 18th hundreds
You now also know absolutely nothing about tech
The power of anti-cheeto dust fingers.
You were born without fingertips and can’t do biometric scanning. No one will give you a passport.
No one will give you a passport.
Damn, you really hate him don’t you?
Not to be that guy, but one can still get a passport without finger tips, or arms for that matter.
Not to be that guy, but your butthole has a print just as unique as a fingerprint.
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The power to travel through time, at the speed of regular time
Side effect: you still age at your regular rate.
oof
Immunity to side effects. I can take any drug, and it only does the thing it is meant to do. 😤
You get type 1 diabetes
You have 10x the tolerance and nobody believes your immunity claims.
“Bullshit, dude.”
“I’ll show you…” Downs an entire bottle of Viagra, maintains an erection for exactly 3 hours 59 minutes
Swallowing pills is extremely difficult, and can only be roughed down with a semi chicken dance shuffle that involves hopping and takes 4 minutes too long for anyone noticing.
Viagra no longer works. You can no longer get high off any opiod, just the painkilling effects. Cortisone no longer treats skin conditions. Breast cancer meds, HIV retrovirals, rogaine, most antidepressants, and you’d better stay tf away from blood thinners and valium
