Wait, what?

Your dad is prochoice because your sister is now sexually active. I understand that.

But is your mom mad because she wanted an abortion and your dad refused? Meaning either you, your sister or both were unwanted pregnancies?

https://archive.is/6VWY3/again?url=https://www.economist.com/the-economist-explains/2023/07/13/why-a-cancer-scare-around-aspartame-is-mostly-unfounded

Swallowing pills is extremely difficult, and can only be roughed down with a semi chicken dance shuffle that involves hopping and takes 4 minutes too long for anyone noticing.

They have a closed toe design, but yeah. Clogs of all kinds are super common in commercial kitchens.

The ancients made clogs out of wood, my dude.