This is indeed a thought
That one might have in the shower
One might indeed
I may not, but seems like OP did
Which I’m not sure should worry me or not
If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings … you basically have a bagpipe!
Update: 12-14 available openings… we lose two for the kissing.
Maybe it’s because I haven’t had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn’t seem right.
Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra
Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina
Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings
Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings
Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings
Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered “openings” to make the number that big.
How was the coffee?
Good, thank you.
But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn’t a true hole it’s caped by the womb init so it’s at most a cave
Ears terminate at the eardrum
Urethra terminates at the bladder.
There’s a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder
Your digestive tract isn’t connected to your bladder with a tube or anything. Any liquid that gets to the bladder went through the kidney first
Vagina probably wouldn’t be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.
Topologically speaking, a vagina is, indeed, not a hole.
Good point
What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?
Here’s some trivia: People who don’t have the sublingual frenulum can, with some practice, reach their tongues to the nasal cavity and directly touch the back side entrance of both the nasal tubes (choanas) and eustachian tubes (auditory, surrounded by the bony cushion).
You’re welcome.
I know it shouldn’t be, but that’s nightmare fuel right there
Most force feeding torture is done via a tube inserted into the nostril, which goes all the way down to the stomach.
The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.
The urethra is still separate from the digestive system though.
I put liquid into my body.
My body digests this liquid.
My kidneys digest it into pee.
Pee comes out my urethra
Done and dusted
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It’s seven up to infinite, really. Topologically the number of holes increases if you have some certain features in your nasal cavities or have additional puncta
Well, if you count the pores, too, there’s many many holes, and if you get everyone on Earth to put one of their holes on one or more of someone else’s holes, there’s many many many holes.
so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there’s a a south park episode in there somewhere
You really didn’t have to hit post on this one, yeesh
The people have a right to know
*repost this one
I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)
Your correction doesn’t make sense, there’s no repost button.
But yeah, I’ve seen this on Reddit few years ago.
I’m in not trying to shit on you, OP! I was just saying I’ve seen this showerthought a bunch before.
Also your first sentence makes ZERO sense, as 99.999% of reposts are posted without the use of a dedicated repost button? Like is a “repost” button a button anyone has ever seen?
Quick edit: oh I totally see what you mean, my comment intended to transform “hit post on” into just “repost” hahaha
Now I want a cynical dev to make a Lemmy app that labels the post button as the repost button. Might as well assume all content is unoriginal, right?
Sounds like a great idea for April Fools.
Yeeeeh basically everything on the internet is unoriginal now. Even the comment I’m current making.
R9K was a cool experiment, until… well… the /b/. Which was like… the all of it.
What about when two human-centipedes kiss?
If one human centipede kisses its own ass it’ll be an infinite loop.
It becomes a torus.
Beyond the pale sir.
That’s why I kiss butthole to butthole
Ass to ass
))<>((
For more information, see: Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005). Miranda July is
weirdtruly special.
The image won’t load for me but given the context I think I’m okay with that
Clip from the end of Requiem for a Dream
As God intended, indeed.
My organs have valves on them, so this doesn’t apply to me.
Thanks internet, I missed ya
Today is a terrible day to have eyes.
Even worse a day, if you can read and have some sweet Hyperphantasia.
To be fair, I’d still trade that for my aphantasia any day.
Thanks for the insight. Now I will always think of this when I see people kiss.
Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.
oh my
That’s cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.
I think I’ve had enough internet for today.
Thanks for that.
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Relevant butt to butt activity
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With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you’ll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.
You’ll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.
