Thanks for joining me today! I’m here at the Reddit corporate parking lot, spot 269 (nice!), and being assisted today by Victoria all by myself because friends only tie down your ambitions.
Founded in 1978 as a men’s discount shoe store on the west side of Philadelphia (born and raised), Reddit has, despite our best efforts, experienced an unprecedented explosion in popularity in the past decade. As of this morning, we are now home to over 16.5 million subscribers, of which a good 11% are associated with human beings, creating over 13 original posts each and every week!
As a business, our primary goal has been maintaining this platform at the expense of our users. As a result, we recently made the decision to acquire one of our upcoming competitors, Lemmy. This sale finalized as of Sunday, July 2nd, for a price that will not be disclosed because our VCs might be reading this.
Effectively immediately, we have enacted a few new featifits (a benefit and a feature combined) that will hopefully pay for the new sous chef will benefeat the Lemmy community. These include:
- A newly revamped federation system that will allow Reddit posts to be viewed on Lemmy. This will be limited to one randomly selected subreddits every month, as chosen by myself, and I’ve been pretty much into cat girls this year, so they’ll probably be cat girl-related
- A unique new post sorting algorithm that compliments the above, boosting all posts that do, possibly may, or will feature cat girls after I have edited them
- 500 Spezbux that can be redeemed for Speztokens at any point
- An unshakable sense of dread about the future course of technology
- Full length ads for Carl Jr’s that will be sent directly to your inbox each hour and can be viewed for additional Spezgild
- New scents
And much much more! Also, as is tradition for this AMA, we will not be answering any questions at this time, but please, feel free to waste your time and ask anyway!
Why am I attracted to the hooves of a centaur, but not a horse?
I can’t be the only one who expected a shittymorph ending, with in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcers table.
Please don’t bring that kind of negativity here too.
Are black holes just another form of a pulsar and when will the US finally learn that burgers taste better with mayo.
Thank you.
Surprisingly, both of these questions have the same answer.
Klearly it is yes, no?
lear. the k is silent.
Mayo on the bottom and ketchup on top. Unless I have some homemade whiskey bbq sauce.
idk if you wanted a real answer or not, but: no, black holes are not pulsars. they are different kinds of objects. pulsars are neutron stars (or rarely, white dwarfs) that spin and emit beams of radiation, like a lighthouse. neutron stars form from stars that are less massive than a certain limit; bigger than that and they’ll become black holes instead. it’s probably true that not all neutron stars become pulsars.
I know, I know, I just wanted to make the question as complicated as possible, lol 😂.
Murican here: We put mayo on burgers all the time, what makes you think we don’t?
Well, they don’t offer mayo at Burger King and McDonalds where I live, plus every US movie I’ve ever seen that reflects on burgers in Europe bitches about them having mayo, so… I just assumed.
Weird, McDonalds has mayo here or at least they had it on their deluxe. I don’t eat at McDonalds too often, but I’d say mayo is a pretty normal thing to put on a burger here just generally speaking. I just saw a commercial for Burger King as I was typing this and there was mayo on the burgers lol, maybe it’s a regional thing?
IDK maybe. But they’re the only burger places that don’t have mayo, everyone else does 🤷.
Definitely strange, I can’t think of a burger place I’ve been to that doesn’t at least offer mayo as an option if not as a standard topping on at least 1 burger. In any event, I agree: On most burgers mayo is a solid condiment choice!
I utterly hate mayo on beef.
On chicken or ham is fine. On fish as tartar sauce, it’s great. Beef? Fuck no.
Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or never read this question again?
So there’s this invincible snail…and if it catches you this post disappears from your memory
feel free to waste your time and ask anyway!
Are you staring in the sequel to Rampart?
Thank you for your question about Rampart. Unfortunately we have no news to share about Rampart.
I won’t stand for this! Fortunately I’m already seated.
How do I give you some
RedditLemmy gold?“Thank you for the lemmings kind stranger!”
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Yu can send a mod the last 4 digits of ur social and they can take care of the rest
If you were in a room with Elon Musk, Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler, could you stop fellating yourself long enough to give disappointing blowjobs to all your heroes?
This is an important question.
Were you born a greedy little pigboy? Or did you have to learn how to be?
Hi u/spez! This is exciting news. I’m looking forward to your valuable insight into the question of how to go several days without pooping. Three day’s worth would be optimal, but I’m sure everyone would be interested in your vision for a future without enshittification
Hi u/spez! This is exciting news. I’m looking forward to your valuable insight into the question of how to go several days without pooping. Three day’s worth would be optimal, but I’m sure everyone would be interested in your vision for a future without enshittification
Very funny, Satan.
topkek
Dank
This is gold*!
