Let’s workshop it.
PQI: Porn Quality Index
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Uh oh!
Oof, I DO feel old now
Index of Cumming Quality, ICQ. Then us olds will feel even more old.
In other news, apparently ICQ is still a thing.
Insane Clown Quossy
Good. At my work there is another term for PQI. I can use this one nicely.
First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.
Hm, I don’t know, I’ve seen a lot of them post pictures of themselves not pooping and no one is upvoting the meme.
So it’s beans now? I’ve seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I’m down.
“Dude I’ve been here since the beans” coming in a few years
Bean gang
So I tied a can of Heinz to my belt, as was the style at the time…
Oh yeah?! Well I’ve been here since the poop. Betcha can’t top that!
Title had better be something about Flicking the Bean’
I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.
#knowyourmeme
It’s actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far
I couldn’t help myself🤷♂️
… I mean… I did 🤷
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I went to go upvote it (it’s still there in “all”) just because you mentioned it.
A lemming in the truest sense of the word.
Mee Too thanks, I should dye my hair flourescent green.
Which someone called out as guerilla marketing - cause apparently you Yanks have baked beans as a traditional 4th July food???
I think baked beans are more of a BBQ item and July 4th is also a big BBQ day. Baked beans and bbq go way back :)
“Psh, that’s nothing! I’ve been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!”
“Which is now on day 225”
Same now we need the only fans, no poop challenge, holding a can of beans then we will have it all.
The difference on being here one week before of after the APIcalypse.
Not gonna lie I’m feeling like a veteran with my June 1st sign-up date.
I thought I was cool with my June 15th 😔
I created a new account today to help the lemmy.world instance load. So now I look newer than I really am but that’s fine since who gives a shit.
let me enjoy my july 1st sign up
And what a lot of people fail to realise is that Lemmy had been going for much longer than that. The point at which it really took off was when The Rock did some wrestling with another wrestler in a wrestling ring. In 1990.
I was expecting shittymorph.
It was a shitty shittymorph.
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
Did you mean to say when Steve Austin threw the Undertaker from the top of the ring in a cage match?
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998, when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table
You’ve got it all backwards. It was in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Luckily it preceded the beans
Or “dude I’ve been here since the 3-day no-poop challenge”!
I keep referencing a joke one of my friends made years ago. He was joking with a guy saying they should gangbang his girlfriend in a bathtub full of baked beans. Understandably, the guy didn’t get the humor in it and things got pretty heated. It’s been ~20 years and I still bring it up whenever I can.
I’m struggling not to do it. But I’m old and wrinkly.
Do it, coward
Link me the beans post because I know someone’s going to do it
I gotchu https://sh.itjust.works/post/715364
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This feels like early days of the internet and I’m all for it.
Also I had already upvoted that and just forgot about it lol
It all makes sense now 😂
Went from poop memes to beans 😂
Gotta recover that fiber.
Really? Cause I can’t find any porn on Lemmy
We hit the big time, here we goooooooo
And I was here for it 😍
Where are you finding porn on Lemmy? Asking for a friend.
Just look at all new
Your friend may need to go into their profile settings and allow NSFW content. Seems to be off by default. Then your friend will see a range of posts in the all feed.
!yiff@Yiffit.net from the sounds of it
I am all for people enjoying whatever their kink is (as long as it isn’t harming others) but that was one of the first communities I had to block. That group is full of prolific posters.
What? Yiffit has a very modest post count.
I find porn absolutely disgusting. It’s a vile, evil concoction that only caters to the most animalistic of instincts. If you’re like me, avoid lemmynsfw.com at all costs.
There is a whole instance at lemmynsfw.com with a plethora of communities for NSFW materials.
Your instance may have defederated from the nsfw one then.
When you browse All, you should see the posts.
Huh, it says it’s federated with my instance but I can’t search any communities from it on my instance. Weird.
Do you have nsfw posts turned off in your profile?
Nope, I can search lemmynsfw just fine, it’s just pornlemmy.
AFAIK communities are only federated automatically, if someone form your instance is subscribed to the community. Maybe nobody has yet to subscribe to the latter form your instance?
If someone knows better, please enlighten me!
Lots of communities on the federated lemmynsfw.com server
Thank you for your service to all the beautiful nsfw OPs making this platform great 🙏
Nice
Noice
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meh, for me the gonewild crowd peddling their OF accounts and the inevitable thirsty interactions are a sign of a falling porn quality index, really wish something could be done about it. but in one thing you’re right, reddit is done.
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Reddit is already showing pinned messages in nsfw posts about using only the official app to browse adult content. Or so I’ve been told.
People actually liked Hentai? I just can’t shake the feeling that it was drawn by some rotund gentleman with Cheeto stained fingers.
In my experience it’s often goth girls
Well, in its defense, much porn is shot (and/or co-acted) by old, overweight golden-agers.
Well, in its defense, much porn is shot (and/or co-acted) by old, overweight golden-agers.
Lawl the even up/down root ratio on this comment. Hide yo kids hide yo octopus they drawing everybody up in here
Can’t wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s
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Also the classic “my boyfriend said my boobs were too big.”
No he didn’t. Literally no one ever said that.
I’m guessing those are automated posts with titles from a list
The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.
That’s how you know you’ve made it 🥲
So the typical E-whoring scheme and people are fine with it? LOL
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Nothing wrong with them making money. If people wanna pay for it, good for them.
They’re wasting their money on something they could have for free, but it’s their money to waste 🤷.
I mean, wasn’t the thing differentiating OF vs regular stuff the idea you can actually make requests and stuff (for the smaller creators, at least)
Can’t forget the same dumb title that’s usually something like “Do older guys even like 18 year old?”
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
“Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren’t that great, what do you guys think?”
Anytime somebody initiates one of these self-negging comments in a bid for attention, even when it’s this “I’m a waste of space, I’m just an inconvenience to everyone”, type of stuff, I am sorely tempted to just passively agree; “Mmhmm. Yeah.”
“I’m so shy” whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.
…bare, prolapsed anus.
One time, you do it ONE TIME!
Obviously girl, that’s why we’re all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account
what’s karma?
Karma is a consolation prize for a rubbish api.
whats api?
Wait you guys are getting porn?
The default settings in lemmy hide it.
Correction, it blurs them. You have to change your browsing to all, not local to see content from federated instances, then they will show up in feed. Also change your sort to hit, not active
Obviously Lemmy.porn duh
It’s science.
Love your username. Hopefully we can make the threadiverse funner than Reddit ever was(If it isn’t already).