Why am I suddenly craving olives?
7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
just dog
Rawdogging seven corndogs
Rawdog?! They’re cornbreaded for your pleasure!
Yeah Mr Moneybags where would I even get 7 corndogs?
My kids only eat the dog. They rip off and discard the delicious corn coating like it’s a banana peel. Why don’t we just offer them regular hot dogs, you ask? We do, but “they don’t taste the same.” Monsters. So now we don’t buy corn dogs because I’m not paying corn dog prices for hot dog meals.
try the nekked hot dogs on a stick for the kids. just tell 'em you took the ‘gross skin’ off already for them.
You check the ingredients? Corn dogs are often chicken sausages, whereas normal hot dogs are usually beef/pork?
I imagine you gotta get that hint of sweet and gritty leftover corn wrap, too, though. And the crunchy bit at the bottom. It’s a delicacy that’s hard to re-create.
That is when you start giving them regular hotdogs and tell them they were pealed corndogs.
They won’t eat them. So corn dogs/hot dogs just aren’t on the menu anymore.
Fun fact: the term for corn dog in Japan is America dog.
