Try pooping in the shower…?
When a mf needs 100% of their brainpower
What a throwback to the golden age of meme culture.
hahaha I wish I was kidding but some people do.
I shower while sitting on the toilet, does that count?
yeah, my bathroom is very small too
Regular or golden?
Why not both?
The Ol’ Waffle Stomp Tango?
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On the toilet, I seem to be better at problem-solving. But in the shower tend to come up with new* and deeper thoughts.
But in the shower tend to come up with you
😨 😨 😨
Bloody Siri
And if I don’t have thoughts on either what’s my problem?
Are you one of those people who don’t have an internal dialogue?
Well yea I do talk internally to myself, but not “shower thoughts”, I wish I did tho
Do you wake up with eureka moments?
Not often, and they are not quite the level of a showerthought
There are actually more cells in our brain than brains in our entire body
Looks like you’re having diarrhoea, my friend.
Which kind of thought was this one?
Constipation
I applaud you for your honesty.
Me more for their patience.
More people are distracted by their phones on the toilet than in the shower
Can confirm. Commenting from the throne.
Who could’ve possibly known.
inb4 c/toiletthoughts
It’s called shitposting.
3 days without pooping is 3 days wasted
I find most interesting thoughts are as I fall asleep.
Sometimes while falling asleep, I’d start thinking the weirdest shit, only to realize how weird the my thoughts are.
Only if I forget my phone in the toilet
I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit
Lier! Everyone has a tuba playing for the base notes. Some even play the bassoon. Legend has it, if you hold off the performance for more than 3 days, you’ll find you can play the flute.
Excremeditation.
The thinker. Does he look like taking a shower?
I rest my case.
So where is the c/toiletthoughts?
c/shitposting
Be the change you wish you want to see in this world.
Does somebody know how to create a community?
What does he want to be a toilet thought?
the no poop post was rumored to be a toilet thought
