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I’m stealing this.
bacon died for you without its consent
A pig didn’t say they would die for you. It was murdered against its will and then you paid the killer to kill more.
Unlike you, I am familiar with the pig government and we actually have an agreement that we eat their death row inmates. Crime has never been so delicious.
Okay but actually they grow up in cages and never see daylight. Their tails cut off without anaesthetic.
So yeh.
You’re buying from the wrong farmer. Family farmers care a lot more about their animals than factory farms. Just another reason to buy local.
I’d kill it myself for the goddamn delicious goodness
Yim yum!
If a pig had the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about.
And…?
Are you telling me that you eatpork as some sort of… preemptive revenge? Because even in a hypothetical universe where pigs are top of the food chain, it would still be wrong to imprison and kill them. Which is why doing this to tiger/lion/bear would also be wrong in our universe.
Weird comeback.
You must be great at parties(unless they’re serving pigs in a blanket, obvs)
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I truly AM great at parties. I’m loud, funny, cute and get REAL drunk. What’s not to love?
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lol personal insults means you know your argument sucks
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Seitan pigs in a blanket are flippin’ great. I literally serve that at parties. 😂
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But given the choice a pig wouldn’t die for you, so no bacon isn’t love, it’s murder.
very tasty murder!
Delicious murder
Bu bu bu but we didn’t have a signed consent form from the pig! MURDER!
That just means there’s a dude at a factory farm who would kill for you.
Jesus Christ it’s not Anne Frank, stop burning it.
Miss on both accounts, but solid edge.
#notmybacon
Yeah, but it wasn’t consensual.
Fun fact: Gas chambers are often used to kill pigs. You can hear their screaming from outside the facilities as the gas burns them to death from the inside out.
This is common practice.
It is plenty likely the victim in the picture whose mutilated corpse is very disrespectfully converted into sewage by now was gassed to death.
Stop trying to invoke the holocaust when talking about animals. Pigs aren’t people. Jews aren’t animals.
Jesus Christ is better than that girl (or guy) that said they would die for you Jesus Christ did actually died for you. Jesus Christ’s love is real.
Ftfy
