Oh man, now you’re just gonna have to make something fresh to snack on. Bummer
Finger into the jar of peanut butter it is, then.
I just eat a raw onion. (Not joke)
I used to drunkenly crave chips and ice cream and would forget that I set a reminder to buy them the next day. And as sober-me wisely dismissed those reminders, the reminders would get progressively angrier and more forceful. It was kind of hilarious.
Shit, that’s hillarious. I could see someone doing a whole YT channel of sober me vs. drunk me arguements. Way better than “WaTcH tHiS (insert demograhic) pErSoN lIsTeN tO Led Zeppelin FoR tHe FiRsT TiMe”.
Let’s check the fridge and cupboards again, maybe some snacks have materialised since the last time we checked.
Snacks don’t materialize, standards get lower.
Dawg I could kill a bag of peppermint patties rn I should have gotten some
When you say bag how many are we talking about? I could never eat more than a couple at one time. Too much choco-mint-sweetness for me.
I’m talking one of these
Brand censored because I don’t advertise for free
Good thing too; the peppermint patty market is so oversaturated no one will ever guess what brand it is.
F it, let’s make some popcorn!
