Fake for any of those wondering.
But keeping employees based on how many lines of code they have written, which he did, is essentially the same logic.
My ass would just write functions that take a huge amount of parameters and assign one in each line
Oh the amount of redundant code I would write
Ernest Hemingway was paid by the word, which shows in his work. I imagine this pay structure would have a similar effect on how people code.
Please correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought that saying was for Dickens? Wasn’t Hemingway famously terse?
I thought it was about Steven King, but it might just be all the cocaine he did.
Time to install android studio. That piece of software sucks out ever CPU in a 3 meter radius.
I haven’t even had to turn my heater on during work hours this year thanks to Android Studio.
The install process for Android Studio should also prompt you to download more ram, it’s unacceptable that they don’t.
Oh god he’d actually do this and employees would have to try to get the weakest CPU possible so percentage utilisation would be higher.
just run a stress cpu program 24/7
Suddenly everyone at Twitter starts mining crypto.
Just get a pentium 4 and open outlook 2016
Monero, here we come!
Keep so much shit running on my work computer I’d be loaded
I love receiving a bonus for mining Bitcoin on company hardware
I’m glad to hear this is fake but it seemed 100% believable to me
The part where it said “Christmas Bonus” should have been the tip off…
That’s the joke.
Elon is so random and unpredictable that you can make up just about anything about him and nobody will really know if it’s satire or not…
Allright, everyone install Prime95 for best bonus.
So those who misuse company assets to enrich themselves b mining crypto get rewarded by larger bonuses? Sounds like the way the world works for those super rich fellas like Elon “Edgelord” Musk.
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Write batch file listing the contents of c: recursively and changing to c:\windows doing it again, then loop.
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Employee of the century, free brothel on mars.
Run prime95 in the background of all of your work. Even when you go home, leave it running… 24/7 100% CPU usage.
Have those PCs do something useful and run folding@home, that way this company would actually benefit humanity for once
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cat /dev/urandom | grep “dickhead”
I assume this is fake since no one at X is getting a Christmas bonus.
it was edited from “salary” to “christmas bonus”
Time to play modded minecraft during company time
Sweet all that time playing TF2 will finally pay off!
Cool, I will be able to solve those advent of code challenges without optimising my code!
