I mean, he could just cut them into small peaces and it wouldn’t look like something this sus

Results that ‘good’ just can’t be planned, and if he tried to remake them with the intent of looking like poop he couldn’t ever get them this ‘good’ again. Legendary stuff. Should take them to some kids and blow their minds.

Because walnuts are gross.

What is the purpose of that thing on the right? To cook corn? Why does it have grooves?

Why is there corn in these brownies

They don’t really look like they’d come from that pan

There’s 7 spaces in the baking tray, there’s 8 brownies! What is the 8th brownie op!

High quality shitpost right there

He could share them to kids, if they like it, he can give some hints where they catch up more.

Y’all should look into Chocolate Salami, those are also pretty easy to poopify.

Put an extra dog turd in there for a fun family game of Russian brownie roulette.

What a shit baker. Who even cooks this crap?

/s

I’ve had a similar problem for a while.

Our oven broke but we had a mini oven that works with heated air and it is actually quite cool, so we never got the big one repaired. And it was fine for pizza or something small, but when I actually needed to put something in a form - a casserole, or a cake - the only form that fitted inside was a penis cake form I had from my student days. My friends gave it to me because I was obsessed with the line “bake phallic cake” in the lyrics of two songs I love. So we ended up eating out of a pink penis a lot.

Thankfully we moved about a month ago and now we have a big oven again. Our toddler is getting more interested in food now and feeding her food that was cooked and/or served in a penis feels slightly wrong.