Irish Wang.
Hey, at least you can be sure it’s clean.
That’s just a handhold so you don’t drop it
Look, if there’s a more subtle cock soap, I’m all ears.
If you’re all ears, how would you propose to use the soap?
Perhaps he’s Ferengi?
Mama Ridgeway would be proud of that clean ween!
Soap is abrasive. His dick fucked up.
You’re using the wrong soap in your shower
Stupid. This dude has the cleanest dick in the country.
“Eew this penis is too clean to go inside my body” that’s what this whiny bitch sounds like.
No, they totally SHOULD leave. They are clearly too filthy for this CLEAN KING.
Mmm, soapussy …
Because real men wait until marriage to masturbate
I mean, it just never occured to me to drill a hole in a bar of soap, lotion and Palmela Handerson work just fine.
Don’t kink shame.
He’d end up disappointed that her pussy doesn’t bubble during sex, anyway.
How else am I supposed to lather up my dick?
