Never stop being corny.
Sauron needs only this Kumquat to cover all the lands in a second darkness. He is seeking it - seeking it, all his thought is bent on it…
Perhaps he’s Ferengi?
Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus
Not for the anuses in charge, though.
If they don’t want to vote for fascists, they shouldn’t be in the Republican party.
Cue “Dueling banjoes” soundtrack…
press conference
So, free publicity for his campaign I guess?
Announcer voice: “It won’t help.”