Eat me.
I’m happy with my new username.
I’m happy you’re happy.
I’ll have my peas 😡!
What’s the best way to get peas?
I’ll hunt the Zom-peas!
From the balls, that’s where they’re stored
Mines full of stones.
Damn bro
pee pee time is ouchie sometimes.
That’s a trade secret bro, rude
Oh well. Maybe on the next Revolution.
But, I am looking forward to changing my political views and recontextualizing my reality from a stirring post by CumFartCocktail :(
Uhh… I got nothing.
Coming up with names is the hardest part of being human.
you can use a random username generator, or just use a cool sounding word.
i… failed…
having a small username is a lot like having a low plate number; doesn’t have to be extravagant, because it’s a trophy of getting in early enough to claim the simple ones
same. lol
Way ahead of you o7
True
Anyone who gets the obscure reference in my name wins nothing
I got my original username back.
Same, I’ve had this handle since 1993, and after the clothing company opened I don’t often get it without numbers on the end.
waiting for Reddit’s own isis-blowjob-slave to make an appearance
I eagerly await Lemmy’s “u/PM_ME_YOUR_BUTTHOLE” phase, if only so we can get it over with and move on.
furiously hits BACKSPACE dangit.
Already had someone with a username like that scream and fight with me because they took my simple comment and turned it into whatever they felt like turning it into.
Can’t take the Reddit out of Redditors, I guess. Brought with them their cringe naming conventions and urge to fight with people every chance they get… or make.
I don’t think my username is embarrassing enough.
Technically you can have any username you would ever like, just spin up your own instance!
I chose well this time
i use dvorak or quertz so i guess your choice is very legit in your area
