Disclaimer: full fluency, no studying required, but knowledge of the written language is not included.
I’m from the future. Go to China.
Chinese. Already know multiple Indo-European languages. Would be cool to know other language families, I only speak languages from two right now.
Chinese because Italian would be a lot easier to learn on my own.
Chinese. It’s a lot harder to learn since I know a ton of Spanish. It’s also one of the most widely spoken languages in the world
Italian, because i already know chinese, and since written knowledge isn’t instantly gained it didn’t help much in my case.
Italian would be nice but chinese might be more practical. I had to take five quarters of a foreign language in college, and someone suggested Farsi (Persian) saying it would be easy because it’s just learning a new alphabet. HA. It was hard as hell, the grammar rules never made sense to me, but I stuck it out for five quarters but barely remember any of it.
Chinese. I go to a college with a lot of Chinese international students so it’d be cool to be able to talk to them in Chinese
Seeing as I am already Italian I suppose I will pick Chinese.
Also I guess I’m going to be that guy. “La vida es bella” is not Italian, it’s Spanish lol.
Could you choose Italian and become your countrys best linguist by objectively being twice as good at the language as any other native speaker? Or does it turn into Vulgar latin?
came here to point that out as well lol
That’s hilarious.
God damn it lol
Living la vida loca
中文
Probably Chinese (Mandarin). More people speak it so it would be more useful.
Italian, so i could read The Name of the Rose in original
Definitely Chinese preferably Mandarin since I already know some.
Going by the picture, each means successfully losing a shit ton of weight, so I’m down with either
If I was a young man again, Italian. Because aside from French, it does the most for ladies; especially those that don’t understand the language.
At my current age, Chinese. Because it will come in the most useful for WWIII. After all, when China finally invades Taiwan, western powers are going to go all racist again with internment camps to hold visibly ethnic people, and not all of them will know English well. They will need translator advocates.
Chinese, preferably Cantonese, just because I wanna be able to visit my best friend in Hong Kong and get around without any sorta language barrier.
On the other hand Hong Kong has a lot of English mixed in due to tourism (and its history) so you won’t fare too bad even if you didnt know how to speak