Where have all the good men gone and Where are all the gods…?
Where’s the street wise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
Are boxers girly? I know girls have their own variant of boxers, but I mean… I mean the silky ones I used to have had rubber duckies on them!
Are boxers girly
I don’t know, I never asked my dog
Boxers are girly which is why I only wear gold lamé thongs.
It happened to me. In high school. It was part of a play we were doing for our drama class. It was stupid then. It’s stupid now. But it happened to me. And it can happen to you.
Eminently solveable with a well-fitted belt.
It also helps to not wear pants like you’re a convict looking to trade anal sex for protection.
I believe he was wearing pants like someone who has to perform a depantsing skit in a play.
The world changes. My boxers are red with white hearts these days.
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Snow flake is when people are allowed to make their own health decisions without you needing to be a cunt to them to make you feel better about your pine needle dick.
Weird how you got on your high horse to defend someone who is absolutely in control of something theyare being ridiculed for. Then you immediately used having a small penis as an insult, you then ridiculed someone for something they have no control over. That seems worse.
My trousers get pulled down to reveal my trouser snakes. They hiss at you and scatter in all directions while I chase them and try to put them back in my trousers.
What do you feed them?
Trouser mice.
It’s kind of hard to find quality heart boxers. It’s all cheap alphabet companies, you can’t get them from Hanes or the like.
Right?!? The only way to get heart boxers is if they’re “novelty”. They don’t feel good, they don’t hold up, and honestly they don’t even look good.
I’d wear the hell out of some quality ones.
This is only tangentially related. Why aren’t there sexy/slutty underwear options for men though? There should be something other than jock straps/thongs to give men slutty underwear.
Fr 😭 the best I’ve found is silk boxer briefs. So much of the “sexy” stuff is crude joke shit, like oh look the dick is an elephant trunk! Also even more tangential, why is no one able to take a good dick pic? How is a blurry picture of a dong next to a can of Monster supposed to entice me?
Yeah I’ve wondered this myself too. It kinda sucks to feel like there’s nothing I can do short of dedicating myself to years in the gym to make myself look ‘sexy’. My best move, apparently, is to wear the red boxers my partner finds the sexiest while she has all kinds of fancy frilly thongs.
And I don’t know if you are a person with a penis yourself but it is just impossible to make that thing look good on camera. Again, my best move is to just wear the boxers and accentuate the bulge.
I find pouch briefs (modal usually) to be good if you’ve got the package and booty to fill them out. Calvin Klien used to make a pouch bikini brief that was basically perfect, but that was many years ago and their modern ones are much smaller in the front.
Sounds like you want well tailored boxer briefs
I once had a thing with a man who wore tight black lace boxers, I think they were Dolce and Gabbana or something? Idk, it was incredibly sexy though.
Man, I feel monstrous admitting to still finding this sort of loony tunes slapstick to be funny depending on context.
Like, someone having their clothes aggressively yanked off, yes, that’s sexual assault. Boxers exposed from accidentally blowing themselves up with slapstick-style dynamite, sure, that’s funny.
There’s definitely a vein where exposing underwear as a joke becomes predatory or abusive, I just can’t envision it as a genuine major issue in most cases.
My moderately ND son had this happen to him on the bus by bullies when he was in middle school. The bully got arrested.
Sexual assault isn’t funny.
Bullies were adults?
upd: I don’t understand all these downvotes. I genuinely ask the question.
The age was not specified. You don’t have to be an adult to be arrested.
For pulling the pants as a sexual harassment? We, probably don’t know the full picture. Because based on info from the comment only, arrest of a minor (not just a detention) seems to be too harsh of a punishment
Maybe I’m unclear on what you don’t understand about the details that have been provided. What is your perception of the difference between being arrested and detained? Sexual harassment (and sexual assault as described above) is a crime in civilized places. Detention and arrest are part of a process to document and investigate alleged crimes. Those steps in the process are not the punishment though, that would be sorted out during sentencing if the prosecution is successful in court.
I thought arrest is when police officials put you in a cell / restrict your movement and initiate a case. Wich seems too harsh for a minor.
And by detention I mean school detention from classes.
I can see how that view would be reasonable if sexual assault were not a serious crime (which it is).
But is pulling pants of one minor by another minor really a sexual assault?
What about them is girly?
The hearts. Real men wear skulls and guns and violence on their underwear. None of this wussy love and that.
/s if not obvious
Misappropriated Punisher logo boxers
I only wear the manliest of patterns: scottish tartan
Happened to me in middle school. I was wearing my Tasmanian Devil boxers that day.
I was wearing loose boxers… For real lol.
that’s because mine have buzz lightyear on them.
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to infinity and beyond
Yes, we need more girly boxers.
I’d be thoroughly impressed if a director could somehow pull this joke with a female character, make it funny, and WITHOUT any chance of people sexualizing the scene. Prove to people women can also achieve self-deprecating humor of that kind. Granted, I don’t know how they’d do that.
The good old days.
Society has peaked. At least we seen it.
