Planet Earth is blue and there’s nothing I can do.

They don’t need it but they’re worth it.

Stick so I can share it with a dog. In a pinch, the stick can be broken and become more sticks. This is especially useful in a multi-dog scenario.

It’s an avocato.

Dance-fighting the Sharks in the streets of New York City?

Even if the thing doesn’t get airborne anymore, it’d be one hell of a way to build up a flight simulator for gaming. Probably not what’s going on here but it’s what I’d do.

They’re out there but it’s been hard to document their existence since they blend in so well with their environment. This natural camouflage is a double-edged sword, however: they may be able to avoid getting eaten by predators but it also makes reproduction particularly challenging since they have a hard time finding one another to do it like the Discovery channel.

Even when a potential breeding pair are able to meet up, their coupling is far from guaranteed due to the abundance of other green orifices in their usual habitats. Grass-covered mole tunnels, mossy logs with holes in them and bee nests in leafy trees have all been accidental natural fleshlights for these poor creatures. Like they say, it’s not easy being green.

I’d rather believe that it opens outward and upward (out of frame) like a DeLorean.

Maybe go with circus prices instead since they both charge you money to see a bunch of clowns.

Deeply biased in favor of human rights, maybe.

Looks like a horror movie prop but I bet it tastes good.

Nothing of value was lost.

Since your 160/day figure isn’t enough to make the cut, what’s the magic number to push them over the threshold and turn this atrocity into a full-blown crime against humanity? As long as they max out at the Holocaust’s daily average minus one, everything’s peachy? I have no illusions that any of the newly-minted war criminals in the IDF are going to read this and decide to do anything to stop it but an honest, competent observer must see similarities in the barbarism and motives.

I refuse to believe that a sane, rational person would put forth such a braindead argument in good faith.

(With my apologies to any braindead people and their families/friends for the unflattering use of the adjective.)

In the USA and (most, if not all of) Canada, calling 211 should connect you with a call center which can give information on food benefits, utility assistance and other resources available in your area. Eligibility and the amount of assistance (whether in the form of direct payments, food items or a payment card that only works for food) will vary based on your location, income, etc. but it may help offset those increased costs.

There’s no shame in it despite what the red-hat golden bootstraps crowd will tell you. Times are tough right now for a lot of people and that’s what these programs are for.

Back to the regularly scheduled shitposting though.

A more challenging route does lower the odds of encountering other people though which is a plus. Nice to have the solitude even if that means extra effort.

Trying to make sure he doesn’t escape her original copy and come back to life? They must really have been terrified of him.

It was seedless when he got it. Not anymore.

They call it the “Dr. Zoidbird”.

If someone pays off the cook for a little “alone time” with the nonstick stuff, does that make them a Teflon John?