I remember an episode of figure it out on nickelodeon a long time ago that was exactly this.
On this episode of redundant inventions that already have a better solution…
That’s not a burrito, that’s a clutch purse. Learn how to roll a burrito.
Yeah, but now I can’t open it up to make sure that no one cummed in my burrito…
If that’s a major concern I’d maybe recommend making your burrito.
Free protein
I didn’t cum in your burrito! I wouldn’t do that to you!
Let’s empty some cans!
NEVER STOP PARTYING!!! 👮♀️🚓👮♀️🚨
Who the fuck doesn’t know how to hold a burrito?
People with mobility issues for example… Not everything is made to solve issues of fully functional people
Very true, it’s mostly harmless, but people are quick to ridicule stuff without considering the useful applications for others- that if they think are dumb they can just not use. And it’s usually the least annoying things. Straws, replacing cobbled sidewalks with asphalt or concrete, difficulty options in games, tab indentation, getting rid of historic trams/busses with high passenger areas, to name a few.
“Edible” does not mean “good”.
The sticker on most fruits sold in American grocery stores that contains a bar code is nominally edible.
I buy fruit just for the stickers. I eat the stickers and throw the fruit away. I do it on TikTok for views. I’m edgy like that.
/s those were all lies that I just made up in my head. But I’m sure it’s possible someone would do that.
Om nom nominally
My ass is nominally edible.
Famous last words.
How you doin’?
Doin’ fine, what about yourself?
You need a friend named reward.
You could be like a crime fighting duo
Until the inevitable betrayal…
Wait…
It’s actually called Johns Hopkins? I thought it was John Hopkins and people were pluaralizing John in a weird attempt to be funny
I only know Jon Hopkins, fantastic music producer.
Johns Hopkins University is named after the guy that funded it at the beginning, Johns Hopkins. He was named after his grandfather, Johns Hopkins, whose first name was his mother’s last name.
So Johns Hopkins has two last names, but one of them is a first name.
It’s actually called Johns Hopkins?
Named for Johns Hopkins, who got his first name from his mother’s maiden name.
yeah
Is this a common problem? I’ve almost never had a burrito fall apart on me unless it outright rips–I once made the mistake of ordering a burrito in Scotland, and that was pretty formless, but it was also less a burrito and more an embarrassment hiding under an ill-fitting tortilla.
My general rule of thumb is that I don’t eat Mexican food in places where there aren’t many Mexican people.
That’s easy for you to say, but some of us like burritos and live in Europe!
And yes, you CAN get good Mexican food here. Nowhere near as good as in the US near the border, of course, but MUCH better than in the worst US places for it like idunno, Utah or Alaska or some such 🤷
Waited all summer for the Mexican place in Gardiner to open when I worked in Yellowstone. Gardiner is on the border with the park.
Anyway, myself and two friends, all of us from Texas, were very vocally disappointment. It was so bad. The pizza place was great though.
Utah used to be partly in Mexico territory before the recent unpleasantness and it has many good Mexican restaurants.
Btw, I love that you apparently refer to the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe as “the recent unpleasantness” 😆
Shhh, don’t talk about the war!
I’ll try…
Ok, I guess I’ll change it then… How about North Carolina?
Yup, made that mistake once while living in Vermont many years ago. As someone who grew up in socal, it was brutal.
I bet you didn’t know the burrito was invented in America.
Not true. Small donkeys existed for millions of years before the United States 😛
I’ve got an urgent update about American demographics for ya…
Make Burrito Great Again
For me, I tend to overstuff my burrito innards. As a result, I’m not able to fold in the ends over the heaping pile of innards so this tape would actually help me get that coveted wrap action without making me address my lack of self control.
bro just use two overlapping tortillas for a larger burrito
TWO tortillas!? In one burrito!??! This is forward thinking…
Or use bigger tortillas or make two smaller burritos for innards to tortillas ratio
I know next to nothing about Hispanic food in general, but I’ve gotten a few food truck burritos in southern California and it opening was not on my list of concerns.
This goes against the spirit of burrito eating. The mess is part of the fun.
Panini press after wrapping it. It’s a game changer.
It holds everything together and gives you a crispy tortilla. All around a superior experience.
Do they not have hands? Even one hand could do
- have good technique
- really big tortillas
- you can wrap it in foil
- If tortilla still isn’t large enough, make larger.
Or have 2 burritos.
Not all heroes wear capes
I feel like nori would work, no?
Right? Japan has only been doing this for 1,200 years or so.
Seems like the obvious answer.
Learn to wrap your burritos you suckface food noob.
are you gatekeeping burritos 😳
If it unwraps when you aren’t holding it, is it really a burrito?
No. It’s a failure that shames your entire bloodline.
You are very right my edible friend.
YES
So, skill issue?
iD-10-T error
100%. I’ve never had this happen to me. It’s not even really that hard to get the hang of wrapping a burrito.
Wrapping no but it is hard to get the amount of innards right. I’m just too excited to eat all those good guts. But then I have a burrito bowl, oh well.
suckface food noob
That is a Shakespearian level insult.
I am quite eloquent.
