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Bot: “I’d like to thank Reuters, and The Associated Press, and that’s my time!”
Bot: “I’d like to thank Reuters, and The Associated Press, and that’s my time!”
Is that a picture of a wizard or a crab fisherman?
Horse, be ambitious!
Of course you can start riding a bicycle again. It’s like riding a bicycle.
How I look after watching mommy die while I was a baby.
My clothes have artisanal wrinkling.
I’m shocked I got here first:
Slender Mannequin
Fun fact: The idea of a countdown comes from the science fiction movie “Woman in the Moon”, long before actual manned spaceflight.
Don’t threaten me with a cleaner environment.
I’m dood.
“Happy Arbor Day.”
In his order, abortion is: Homicide after 15 weeks and before a 24-hour waiting period, Legal at your convenience, Legal at your convenience but only if the mother is in danger, Homicide after 18 weeks and before a 72-hour waiting period.
The only way to perform an abortion on that spot that is 100% legal is if it is done before 15 weeks, after waiting 72 hours, and the mother’s life is in danger.
Real-life Shinies
“Womenfolk in the workforce? These are strange times, my fellow Water Buffalo!”
Part man, part… Chris.
“I work mornings at Arby’s”
In-character misdirection from the Grinch.
…and there it is.
“Friendly Neighborhood Snitch-ass.”
Read it like gangsta rap and it’s just needs a good backbeat.