Aww… The kids thought he was, omg how heartwHAT THE FU-
Yes Yes Yes NO
holup!
Had me up until the last sentence, then faith restored.
I was preparing my rage post about this story. I can sleep well now.
OP just casually taking us to the brink like that. Good on them.
Edit: I’m dumb. It’s a joke.
Keep going. If this shitty screenshot continues to be shared on the internet, I’m pretty sure in just a few more years the quality will have deteriorated to the point where it’s unreadable.
That’s always the goal. You keep going until there are no more pixels left.
Memes in the future will be one singular pixel
Can’t wait to laugh my ass off at a fucking pixel.
If you think that’ll be awesome, wait till words are reduced to punctuation marks, and none of them mean what we’d expect.
‘,’.!!,'.,! ඞ
Why the fuck do I know what this means? Life is cursed.
For a moment I thought this was going to be loss (maybe something like “!,!!,!!,!_”?)
Better check your punctionary, you just said you plan open a time-frosted radio pipe with a kiwi-flavored stock market.
…or maybe you intended to say that.
l l ı l l l _
Morse code memes gonna be so lit!
“Four fu*king pixels!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mJ7nDG3XAk unrelated cool recipe
Off-white pixel gets me every time
Needs more jpeg!
What kind of hospital doesn’t stock up on Oneg? That’s the most essential blood in the blood bank.
The kind where a blood draw kills a child. I’m guessing that this hospital isn’t ranked highly for medical ethics.
If they both die then who’s talking?
His name? Einstein.
The name of that Einstein? George Washington.
The doctor telling the story.
