Is this a fucking joke to you?
Acorns are the only thing standing between us and the criminal element.
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thinthick nut lineIt’s not the acorns that are the problem, dude. It’s the fucking squirrels. They’ve been stashing them away… waiting for the right time.
You think the acorn that hit the cop just fell from a tree? Don’t be naive! There a was a squirrel behind the grassy knoll that launched it at the cop.
Squirrels are the criminal element. I know because I have both squirrels and oak trees in my back yard. Thankfully, the acorns have a K-9 unit that keeps the squirrels in check.
Glad you added “trained” in there. The training is a big part of the problem
Never forget that a second officer opened fire due to the first dumbass shooting at an acorn.
And despite targeting a handcuffed person confined in the back seat of a car, they missed every shot.
Acorn shopping is much better than cop shopping.
- man hears a noise.
- he’s hit (only in his imagination).
- rolls like movie characters.
- shoots to his own car.
- handcuffed victim ends unhurt.
Yes. Trained.
sounds like they’re trained to lie that they’ve been shot as an excuse to fire indiscriminately, actually…
LOL I saw the video again. Both cops shoot to nothing lol. They are not even aiming.
Fortunately for the victim, they suck at trying to shoot a still target. Why gringos allow that kind of people to be police is beyond me.
The only thing that can justify the woman police, is that she only sees her mate rolling like madman and shooting to the car. It’s fair to assume that there’s a threat, if her mate is mentally stable and trained. Which apparently is no a true premise.
Trained to murder innocent people, apparently. He’s lucky he didn’t. Not like he’d face consequences if he did anyways.
accorns are brown… I’m sure it had a gun
Fine. Take my arrow. My last one for the day by the way. But you earned it. Bravo.
oof ouch owie
Roses are red, Acorns are brown
I have no idea how to finish this rhyme and its making me look like a clown.
Roses are red, acorns are brown, HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!! GET ON THE GROUND!! NOW!!
Pig vs one nutty boi
Obamer
Alicorn
The squirrel.
It’s hilarious that even amateurs with practically no experience are more responsible with firearms than US cops.
Because they face consequences for their actions.
Maybe a TRAINED police officer would. Not whatever they have in the US.
We trained them poorly, on purpose, as a prank on all brown people. And socialists. And queers. And the unhoused. And drug enjoyers. And everyone that doesn’t do what the state says at all times.
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People really out there raw dogging hyperlinks in 2024 smh
I don’t know, but that acorn has a really nice hat.
“I’ve been hit” lol.
I’ve been hit by, I’ve been struck by, a smooth … acorn
