• Zier@fedia.io
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    9 months ago

    4.5 packs a day. That’s about $50.00, and a fast track to lung cancer, like really REALLY fast. How is she affording $1500.00 a month? That ugly ass is nothing but nicotine and cancer cells. What an ugly, selfish and rude person.

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      9 months ago

      Yeah. Once I got to the word ‘smoking’ I lost it. She’s like a Tim Robinson’s I Think You Should Leave skit.

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        9 months ago

        This. I mean the smoke-life tattoos, the joke that she’s “smoking hot”, the very idea of a 4-5 pack a day fitness instructor being absurd. As a person, she sounds unbearable but 10/10 as a comedy bit.

        I’m thinking “Smoke Yoga” for a follow-up skit, legs behind her head with a cig held in her toes (get that feet weirdos demographic too).

    • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      It’s infuryfor Op because he was a member of the gym she worked at and it smelled of smoke.

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    9 months ago

    Oh wow, that tattoo says “shake, smoke, smile”. Sounds like she really is dedicated to the craft…

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    9 months ago

    On her part, that’s what addiction looks like. She has a health problem.

    On the gym part, not firing her on the first day is unacceptable.

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    9 months ago

    Imagine if your ass and your smoking habit are the basis of your personality? Just wow.

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    9 months ago

    I think you know exactly why they hired her 🍑

    But how is it feasable to smoke 80 cigarettes per day! A cigarette takes like 10 minutes to smoke if you don’t huff like a dragon. 80 cig x10 min = 800 min = ~13 hour smoking per day. You would not be able to keep any kind of job with a smoking schedule like that… Except maybe onlyfans…

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      9 months ago

      Back in the old days (hangs onion from belt) we could smoke in the office. I knew a 3 pack a day smoker - Canada so 25 to a pack. The only way he could manage to do it is that he always had one in his hand. If he didn’t, he lit another one. That meant that he’d often put one down to do something, forget about it in the ashtray, and light another. I occasionally saw him with 3 going at once.

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        9 months ago

        This was extraordinarily common. It’s good that it’s slowly getting behind us (speaking as an ex smoker, thanks to ecigs, I never would have managed without that).

        I think the “people born after this date cannot buy cigarettes” laws are a good system, but it seems that the lobbyists are managing to kill most of those attempts.

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      9 months ago

      A cigarette takes like 10 minutes to smoke if you don’t huff like a dragon

      Not at all my experience

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      9 months ago

      That’s half a carton (5 packs) a day some days. Even the most dedicated smokers I know only do about 2 packs a day. (I don’t smoke, but I used to sell them.)

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      9 months ago

      I had a roommate in college whose mom would smoke 2-3 packs a day. She’d light a new one off of the dying ember of the last one. Chain smoker.

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    9 months ago

    19 and she’s already up to 4 packs/day. This woman has 0 self-control and his heading for a very early death.