• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    Have you tried talking to a therapist about this?

    And if you salt it, just take yourself straight to jail.

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      Toss some nicely seasoned and shredded pork loin on that, I’d try it. Be an absolute soggy atrocity of a pizza, and I don’t know how I’d feel about the cheese factor, but on a theoretical level, this isn’t the worst idea.

      • Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        9 months ago

        Pork with apple and cheese is amazing. I usually do pork chops with apple sauce spread fairly thinly on top, and grated mature cheddar on top of that, then cook it under the grill (broil?) as usual.

        You’d have to spread the apple sauce thinly on the pizza too, but, yeah, that could work :)

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        9 months ago

        If you’ve never tried a melted slice of cheddar cheese on top of a warm slice of apple pie you really should. When my great aunt suggested it to me I was incredulous, but after I tried it I was beyond thoroughly convinced.

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    9 months ago

    Like firm beefsteak tomatoes or juicy hothouse tomatoes?

    Since tomatoes are so juicy inside I don’t see how one could eat them like an apple without juice going everywhere when taking a bite.

    I like the little grape sized tomatoes and will eat them as they come because the juice is contained in my mouth when I bite into it. I slice and will eat common tomatoes, with a little salt and pepper for seasoning. It is the assumed messiness that keeps me from trying to eat one like an apple.

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      9 months ago

      I eat kiwis whole. Love the taste and texture.

      Mmm, and I don’t have any in the house

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    9 months ago

    My mum does the same. I never understood the appeal, but… hey, it’s not like the kind of stuff that I eat is “normal” either.

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        9 months ago

        I never tasted it pickled, but it doesn’t sound offensive. And beef tongue is delicious, specially with peas and mashed potatoes. (If it wasn’t such a bother to prepare I’d gladly do it more often.)

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          9 months ago

          It’s very popular in Basque cuisine. I always get it when I go to a Basque restaurant. It’s even better when you order a side of garlic butter and slather it on the tongue.

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            9 months ago

            Now it went from “it doesn’t sound offensive” to “actually this tastes really good”. Specially because your mention of Basque cuisine reminded me that I already eat something similar, except with fish (escabeche). I’m going to try it next time that I prepare beef tongue!

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    9 months ago

    you can be part of my quirky, mostly incompetent, but somehow effective rag tag group of misfits bouncing their way across the galaxy… we’ll save people and stuff, but we’ll spend most of our energy scamming our way through the totally unfair gates and obstacles The Man throws up at us… you’ll be the one who keeps track of where all the best roadside produce stands are…