i never lie

you do it so you can mog

she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.

my dick goes hard

bondage porn has fried my dopamine receptors 😂🙏

I can drive for a minute and still be on my driveway

no but boobs are mandatory

grabbing the tip of your penis and stretching it as far as you physically can

I’ve RIZZED every skibidi toilet I’ve ever taken a mew on…at least since I started jelqing

beefsteaks 🐩

the best things are messy

nah, raw

I’d intentionally cause them harm because fuck you you’re a machine

ebook on my phone from random website

my secret is that I skip micro plastics and go straight for the macro plastics

call of duty

my biggest flex is that I convinced the home depot guy to let me take the fork lift for a spin