Also, take it from a squid- clams don’t meditate. They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
“immortalized” is a strong word for an ad that stays up for maximum a month long
Well it will live on for immortality online.
8 million is dramatically underselling how many people live in the metro area - that’s only the city limits.
I thought the typo was going to be ‘calm mediation’ at first and just thought it would be lawyer ASMR.
Those 2019 people were just another year away from finding out what an actually crazy year looks like.
2020 enters the chart
Hold my beer
I don’t get it
What I see here is an intentional play on words and guess what? There literally is one Clam Meditation playlist.
I know the internet has dumbed down our humour senses with videos, but how does anyone look at this and not see it as an obvious and intentional dad joke?
Long as its not linked to an individual, no big thing
I don’t know, clam meditation sounds pretty chill
You would think so, but they’ve got no chill. They spend all day on Clambook getting worked up about things and clamscrolling.
Sounds like squid propaganda!
Hey, you don’t have to take my word for it. Go talk to a clam. Just approach carefully because many of them have AR-15s these days.
The Israeli Navy had to take out an entire school of dyslexic salmon chanting “from the sea to the river”.
Nah, they’re on instaclam.
Clams seem pretty happy, at least enough that there’s a whole expression about it
Oh yeah turn up the heat and humidity and drink some hot milk, in a robe preferred for ultimate zen
They’re big gooey messes of anxiety in a shell.
OP is saltier than the clams.
Dude, have you ever talked to a clam?
Yes, i am a cunning linguist.
The mollusc type of clam, not the lady front bottom type of clam!
I am not into beastiality, sir.
In the immortal words of NOFX clams have feelings too.
What if it’s not typo, but actual playlist for meditating clam?
Now we are talking about their ad.
Clam down there brother
The world needs more clam meditation.
Imagine posting free advertisements for $$$$$p000pify on lemmy
Ah yes poop, haha you got em
Careful, my comment was removed for jokingly saying OP was a shill for not outright saying Spotify wasn’t paying him.
Sorry, it didn’t look like a joke to me, it looked like a personal attack.
I have restored it.
Next time, please contact me in a PM if you have an issue with something like this rather than air it in public.
Very polite (especially to Squid) skepticism should be okay. Accounts can get hacked, accounts can get sold, marketers are damn good.
You might appreciate my last comment btw
Absolutely, it should be. I was being very sarcastic in my other post and basically said Squid didn’t outright say he wasn’t being paid, so that MUST mean he’s being paid and it was removed with a message saying I shouldn’t call a mod a shill.
Which honestly makes me think that I struck a nerve now.
I used to hate the hail corporate subreddit back in the day because literally anything with a logo was considered an ad by them, however nobody can deny that that kind of deceptive advertising totally happens.
Oh yeah, that’s totally what I’m doing by literally pointing out that they’re watching their users in my headline.
I know “they’re spying on you” always entices me to subscribe to a service.
Here’s what I got when I mentioned a popular 24hr American diner chain a month back:
Pretty great. It made me rethink the post actually. Probably 1% of my comments/posts are indistinguishable from advertisements… sometimes I’ll end up self censoring.
For example, did you notice I didn’t mention the diner was Denny’s, who for a limited time is INTRODUCING: THE BERRY WAFFLE SLAM® (Breakfast in a Liège of its own)?
I didn’t know you could mention Denny’s without a story about someone winding up in a fistfight in the parking lot.
We don’t have one where I live, and the rumor mill about why the last one closed was that it was the result of a knife fight one early early morning between a couple of prostitutes who got blood everywhere and the owner decided “fuck it, not worth keeping open.”
Agreed, I hate this
There’s nothing in Spotify’s ToS that says you can’t be a clam and use their service
The classic Air Bud legal defense
