The fuck is this about
I have no idea except in my head I’ve decided it’s about Eurovision.
It’s about making you click
It’s now Saturday. What happened to those who forgot to do this?!?
They died…
Oh jeez.
Could have been worse
to shreds you say…
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That’s when they send the mind control sound. If you don’t destroy all the speakers by then, you will be under their control.
Ah yes, the mind control sound.
Oh, is Biden injecting 5G into Czechs, too?
Through speakers apparently. Some sound beams. Wait… can speakers produce 5G frequency? O.o
Most of them don’t go over 20kHz as this is the max a human can hear. The lowest 5G frequenzy is 450MHz, therefore no, even if you would use sound as a medium.
I was being sarcastic but I learned something so thanks :)
Vampire iPhone, stake through the CPU
Friendly reminder to not use pokey thing into those grills, use a mounting putty, stick it on there and be satisfied when you pull it off. Same thing if you have wireless earbuds where one ear is a different volume.
How do I solve a territorial dispute over who owns the one thunderbolt charger when there used to be two?
Are you in the US? Then either guns or lawsuit
Ár jů e VíPíeN jůzr ór uan of d hendfl of Čeks eraund hýr?
I’m amazed at just how easily I read that. Good work!
Já jsem cizinec.
Sou e forýn nešnelity bat in d Ček Rypablik? Ezen expet óron vekejšn? Ór džast jůzink e Ček proxy sérvis lájke VíPíeN?
Americký expat
Yeah, I know three such people, all various academics in Prague. There are barely any cities further east that are so welcoming to people like you. Other than the school shooting last Christmas, we don’t really have much against American culture taking roots.
English written in the czech orthography is cursed and i hate it
Dérizen intájr sabredyt dedykejtyd tu Ingliš rytn in véryjus kérsd órtogrefís: ár-sleš-JuropijanSpeling. Nou Lemy eltérnetyf karntly exisc esfárezáj nou.
I understand using alternative orthographies (hell, i was into Shavian for a while) but this one feels weird
My wife is a pastry chef and her iPhone holes are full of flour. Is disgusting.
