• Sheltr@lemm.ee
    2·
    8 months ago

    Multi-shot upgrade. Get slingshot. Shoot $100 bill with my slingshot. Fires double the amount of money. 💰 profit? 📈💸

  • saltesc@lemmy.world
    1·
    8 months ago

    My vision’s never been great, so I’ll gamble on looking like Obama being more literal than sharing his physical appearance.

  • Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world
    1·
    8 months ago

    Backflips. Never been the least bit athletic aside from my lifting strength and endurance. Just to surprise the everliving hell out of my friends and then never do so again without ever offering an explanation.